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Jekyll Island Bank Rats

Jekyll Island Bank Rats

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The Jekyll Island Bank Rats crawled out of the woodwork in 1910, same time those “respectable gentlemen” were sketching out the Federal Reserve. While the bankers were puffing cigars and cooking up monetary schemes, the rats were under the table, gnawing on spilled whiskey-soaked pretzels and stealing every loose coin that hit the floor. By the end of the weekend, they had a team, a name, and a plan: if the bankers could bail themselves out, so could the rats.

On the field, the Bank Rats are pure corruption in cleats. They don’t steal bases — they embezzle them. They don’t call it a strikeout — they call it “restructuring.” If you catch them cheating, they just squeak, “Too sneaky to fail.” Their uniforms? Pinstripe vests with mustard stains. Their mascot? A giant rat with a cigar and a pocket watch, always late but somehow always ahead.

 

At the bar, the Bank Rats are legendary. They run tabs like Ponzi schemes, convincing strangers to pay “just a little upfront” and promising “big returns” that never come. If the bartender cuts them off, they stage a liquidity crisis, then bail themselves out with someone else’s credit card. You don’t drink with the Bank Rats — you get swindled by them. And you’ll love it until you wake up broke.

 

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